Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Independence Day Jaw Dropper

To be honest, we aren’t even excited about July 4th anymore. Not one bit. Sure, there will be fireworks and barbecues, but it just doesn’t seem right to celebrate our independence without Takeru Kobayashi. The skinny Japanese kid who eats more hotdogs in an hour than we could eat, well…ever, has withdrawn from this year’s annual July 4 Nathan's Famous hot dog eating event at New York's Coney Island after being diagnosed with jaw arthritis. While his future plans are uncertain, we think a man that talented with his mouth could surely have a career in singing, starting with these delicious songs…

1. TITLE TRACK: Hot Dog – Limp Bizkit
2. Too Much Food – Jason Mraz
3. Wish Lunch Could Last Forever – Jimmy Buffet
4. Atomic Dog – George Clinton
5. Eat Your Dog – Bad Religion
6. Skinny Sweaty Man – Red Hot Chili Peppers
7. Food For Songs – Del Amitri
8. Big Mouth Strikes Again – Treepeople
9. Live and Learn – The Cardigans
10. So I Quit – Filter

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