Beckham Parties, But Doesn’t Play

While we fully understand the Beckhams’ move to the U.S. is the most glamorous celebrity news of the year and the best chance American soccer has to beat out the spelling bee in TV rankings, we can’t help but chuckle at how ridiculous this has become. We couldn’t believe that the night after David barely even played in his first game, he and Victoria were invited to a party thrown by the likes of Tom Cruise and Will Smith! Other than being incredibly good looking, athletic and musically talented what do they have to offer? Ok…question answered. Please accept our apologies in the form of this “Welcome to America” playlist!

1. Welcome To The Jungle – Guns N’ Roses
2. American Dream – Nelly
3. Out In L.A. – Red Hot Chili Peppers
4. Going To California – Led Zeppelin Tribute
5. Party Like A Rockstar – Shop Boyz
6. Courtesy Of The Red White and Blue – Toby Keith
7. Where’s The Party? – Madonna
8. Soccer Ball Buster – Roy Mercer
9. Volvo Driving Soccer Mom – Everclear
10. Who Do You Think You Are? – Spice Girls